...for a furious, sleep-deprived rant. If you are offended by curse words and are here for the Photo Hunt, you're in luck, because it's somehow showing up above this post.
We are in Austin this weekend, campus-visiting and apartment-hunting with Eldest. We drove for six hours and got here at 10:30. We got a room at the Courtyard Marriott.
At 12:30, we wonder if there's some sort of fucking construction or remodeling going on because of all the racket we're hearing; we call the front desk. We figure out it's just the damn elevator (which is right outside our fucking door), which makes enough noise to wake the dead.
At 3:15, a herd of drunk, loud, obnoxious college kids invade our floor. I fling my door open and ask two drunk bitches if they will please shut the hell up, which receives some indignant, slurred reply, which I'm sure was some exceptionally pithy remark, but I was too sleepy and irate to recognize it as such.
At 5:15, I call the front desk again, telling them that in two hours, when we have to be on our way to the UT campus, they're either moving us to a different room or we're leaving. Apologies, and promises to come check on the herd of drunk, loud, obnoxious college kids.
At 5:45, they move their noisy asses to the hot tub (which is right below our fucking window), which makes enough noise to wake the dead.
I'm looking at the clock (it's 6:04 a.m., and the herd is back) I'm sleepy. I'm hungry. I'm bitchy. I'm going to take a shower and start my fucking day.
Oh, no... I'm sorry. My advice for tonight? Super Soaker guns filled with bleach! That'll shut 'em up... ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Good luck with the rest of your campus visit and apartment hunt!
Posted by: RedMolly | March 01, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Listen, Eldest: SMALL PRIVATE LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE.
Posted by: Blue Like the Sky | March 01, 2008 at 05:09 PM
Whoa...what a miserable night! I feel for you.
I always sleep with a sleep sound machine...I like the ocean waves and it drowns out of extra sounds!
Posted by: Claudia | March 08, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Whoa...what a miserable night! I feel for you.
I always sleep with a sleep sound machine...I like the ocean waves and it drowns out of extra sounds!
Posted by: Claudia | March 08, 2008 at 07:47 PM